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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
therewillbebeauty
monticellomarshmallow:
“ carnivalseb:
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“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ coolthingoftheday:
“Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.
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the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant...
coolthingoftheday

Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.

jumpingjacktrash

the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant can’t get energy, and dies shortly after sprouting unless it has some other source of food. so if you see a plant as big as the one in the picture that doesn’t have any green in its leaves, it’s getting its nutrition from the roots of a neighboring plant of the same species, feeding on the sugars created by the other plant’s photosynthesis.

albino plants are basically vampires.

heywetotheotherworld

For a long time, scientists thought they were parasites, and couldn’t figure out why the bigger plants didn’t release chemicals to kill them.

Turns out, the lil’ ghost redwoods benefit their hosts by filtering toxins and acting as a sort of backup immune system.

They’re vampires, and they’re commensal, symbiotic mutualists!

carnivalseb

this is super cool! I had no idea

monticellomarshmallow

This is among the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

marvel-and-dc-geek
scottishtwitter

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peridottea91

Translation: I told this girl sent next to me on the bus that her guide dog was cute and she said "Aw I wouldn't know" and I choked on my coffee

😂😂

happyhumannoises

I think this is the first one of these that i literally couldn't understand a damn thing written

ruby-white-rabbit

Irn bru is more of a Scottish orange soda though.

marvel-and-dc-geek

I thought he was saying the dog was annoying omg

marvel-and-dc-geek
teaboot

Yoooooooooo not to bum y'all out, but a lot of stores are reopening rn so please don't forget that the pandemic isn't over, and gathering back into large groups as if it is will only skyrocket casualties, please continue limiting your social interactions

werewolf-cuddles

Remember, social distancing still applies, even after lockdown is over

aluminum-wizard-rebirth

Fuck that noise, social distancing should not be a norm.

teaboot

Rolling on the ground shouldn't be a norm either but when you're on fire you do what you gotta do

persephone-is-here-omg

Please feel free, all of you that think "sociali distancing should not be a norm" to go out, catch the virus and drown on your own lung fluid.

marvel-and-dc-geek
miintymilk

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holy fuck.

thespectacularspider-girl

We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

Edit:

To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

quinzelade

If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

thespectacularspider-girl

… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

fingersinhisassfriday

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Shut up

zattera

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also

error-404-fuck-not-found

even if he only had donated one time, it’s still a hundred dollars more than the accusers donated, so they all get to shut the fuck up until they have donated at least $101.

someclevermoniker

are we just going to ignore the statement “playing you all like a fiddle to be jerked off”

marvel-and-dc-geek
laoness

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I've been staring at this gif for ages and it's so funny.

Maul is just showing off and does this completely unnecessary jump to back away, doesn't bother to use the Force to open the doors but throws something at the controls.

AND FUCKING OBI-WAN KENOBI CASUALLY WALKS UP TO HIM, SWINGING HIS LIGHTSABER LIKE "YEAH I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP BITCH"

The longer I look at it the funnier it gets. He's just not impressed at all lmao

thetorontokid

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And he keeps doing it.